Reasonably funny and not too annoying
23. Artist. INTJ.

"Poke about in the black recesses of the past until it devours our fragile present." - WTNV.

Woah y’all, when did this happen? Thanks to all of you for following/sticking around this place even though I’m not even sure what my main blogging thing is anymore. <3

trumpetsandbookmarks asked: I've got what's probably almost an AU idea of Frank & Sadie's dating/engagement where Frank was working at a bar between things when they met and like he saves up some money and gets a ring and before he can ask, Sadie beats him to it, so he just hands her the ring all 'I haven't a glass with which to toast this notion' or something. I like the flask idea though.



[Sadie Doyle voice] I would read that AU.

Them flirting so hard at some dive bar that Sadie is more or less keeping afloat as a patron. Frank trying to learn all sorts of obscure cocktail recipes to impress her and her drinking the results with a smile, even when they aren’t perfect. Sadie folding his tips into little origami bows.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

All sorts of obscure cocktail recipes to impress her…

And everything changes when they just stop pretending and straight up drink a bottle of gin… straight up.

Gazing into each others’ eyes, Sadie says, “I rather think I could use another.”

"Oh, just one?" asks Frank.

"Well, after that, we’ll have a double, and then another, and then I rather think I ought to make an honest man out of you.”

"I accept! As long as it’s not a dry wedding."

"Never, darling. Never ever, forever."


*Wedding bells*


ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Nudge Rap / Blackmail[EXPLICIT]
ALBUM: Monty Python Sings (Again)
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I can’t believe they made the nudge nudge sketch into a rap :D 

I totally said I wanted rap in the Python show. 


I can’t stop making these.


i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill



Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love. 


You must allow that the only dance my position could possibly support is that of freestyle disco



straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals






Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane