Reasonably funny and not too annoying
23. Artist. INTJ.

"Poke about in the black recesses of the past until it devours our fragile present." - WTNV.

I did warn y’all I was in danger of going full steampunk.


Reasons why im a bad friend:

  • i get too attached
  • i will complain about all my problems to you
  • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
  • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
  • i am annoying
  • im boring
  • i dont know how to keep the conversation going
  • i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

"Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say “fuck”. Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally. Go home. Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Think, “WHY? Why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake! At night! Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on – your clothes – whatever they’re called. Go out the door, into work – same thing! Same people, again, it’s real, it is happening, to you. Go home again! Sit, radio, dinner – mmm. Gardening, gardening, gardening, death."

-Dylan Moran (via enya-died-for-our-sins)


Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.


do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep


This is beautiful.


Imagine baby werewolves for a second

Like little babies able to turn into little tiny werewolves

And they act like puppies instead of vicious monsters that eat anything that moves

Little balls of fluff squeak-howling at the moon and play fighting with teddy bears and each other and just. LICKING. EVERY. MOVING. THING.




hi, here’s a full collection of the kate beaton nancy drew comics

1, 2, 3, 4

because why not


blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts


My spirit animal when it comes to procrastination :)


It’s Shakespeare’s 450th birthday! Let’s celebrate! (Full post here -


by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

Name a fictional character you think I’d make good friends with


bonus points for explaining